Apple new 21.5- and 27-inch iMacs

I certainly don’t want to cause a panic, but EVERYBODY PANIC! APPLE DID SOMETHING!
Yes, new iMacs are here(http://www.apple.com/imac/). For prompt shipping, please send your wallet to…
Apple
1 Infinite Loop
Cupertino, CA 95014
…with a Post-It note saying “Send iMacs! Please! Hurry!”
In return, you’ll get one of the following:

21.5-inch iMac (MSRP of $1199)

• 21.5-inch LED backlit screen with 1920×1080 resolution (16:9)
• 3.06GHz Intel Core 2 Duo CPU
• 4GB of DDR3 RAM
• 500GB hard drive (7200RPM SATA)
• Slot-loading DVD burner
• NVIDIA GeForce 9400M graphics (256MB)
• Bluetooth, 802.11n, iSight webcam, Gigabit Etnernet, four USB ports, one Firewire port, SD card slot, mini DisplayPort for video output
• Wireless keyboard, Magic Mouse

21.5-inch iMac (MSRP of $1499)

• 21.5-inch LED backlit screen with 1920×1080 resolution (16:9)
• 3.06GHz Intel Core 2 Duo CPU
• 4GB of DDR3 RAM
• 1TB hard drive (7200RPM SATA)
• Slot-loading DVD burner
• ATI Radeon HD 4670 with 256MB discrete video memory
• Bluetooth, 802.11n, iSight webcam, Gigabit Etnernet, four USB ports, one Firewire port, SD card slot, mini DisplayPort for video output
• Wireless keyboard, Magic Mouse

27-inch iMac (MSRP of $1699)

• 27-inch LED backlit screen with 2560×1440 resolution (16:9)
• 3.06GHz Intel Core 2 Duo CPU
• 4GB of DDR3 RAM
• 1TB hard drive (7200RPM SATA)
• Slot-loading DVD burner
• ATI Radeon HD 4670 with 256MB discrete video memory (optional upgrade to 512MB ATI Radeon HD 4850 also available)
• Bluetooth, 802.11n, iSight webcam, Gigabit Etnernet, four USB ports, one Firewire port, SD card slot, mini DisplayPort for video output
• Wireless keyboard, Magic Mouse

27-inch iMac (MSRP of $1999 — available in November)

• 27-inch LED backlit screen with 2560×1440 resolution (16:9)
• 2.66GHz Intel Core i5 quad-core CPU
• 4GB of DDR3 RAM
• 1TB hard drive (7200RPM SATA)
• Slot-loading DVD burner
• ATI Radeon HD 4850 with 512MB discrete video memory
• Bluetooth, 802.11n, iSight webcam, Gigabit Etnernet, four USB ports, one Firewire port, SD card slot, mini DisplayPort for video output
• Wireless keyboard, Magic Mouse

Product Page [Apple.com]
iMac Store Page [store.apple.com]